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The dog ate my breakfast

Apr 03, 2003 by Mike Browne in Downers
Carol made waffles with almond butter on them this morning. I was in the bathroom getting ready for work and Carol stepped outside just for a second. When Carol came back in Moosh was sitting in the kitchen licking her lips the way a dog does when they've eaten something sticky (like almond butter) and my waffles were missing. Apparently she put her paws up on the counter and snatched the goodies. Rotten dog

Today Moosh is not a hero like the dog in the picture from yesterday's article. Today Moosh is a brat and Carol's dog. :(

Comments

Apr 03, 2003, 08:16:01 Carol Browne wrote:

What the??? My dog? That's something YOUR dog would do. What a sneek. What can I say? Moosh has a history of stealing other people's food when no one is around. For example, one time she stole a steak off a hibachi when no one was close enough to stop her when we were out camping in Princeton. She needs to be rehabilitated for her compulsive stealing problem.

Apr 03, 2003, 16:20:09 Pauly wrote:

Give Moosh a pinch. Even if she didn't do it - give 'er a pinch

Mar 03, 2005, 01:00:06 bob wrote:

you fuckin looser!

Mar 05, 2005, 15:27:56 Mike Browne wrote:

At least we can spell and understand the proper use of the word looser. It takes a 'looser' to know a 'looser'.

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