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'Vampire Slayer' Shoots Man In Face

Mar 15, 2004 by Mike Browne in Downers
And in news from Florida (of course) a self professed 'vampire slayer' shot his Dominoes Pizza co-worker in the face as he thought the man was a vampire. The suspect is reportedly fascinated With zombies and vampires. The victim is in critical condition at a Jacksonville hospital.

Zombies I can understand, but vampires are so latently homosexual. *sigh*

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