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The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them. ~ Alfred Hitchcock

Terri Schiavo dead

Mar 31, 2005 by Mike Browne in Downers | 8 Comments
Fifteen years after the medical events that left her in a persistent vegetative state and almost two weeks without her feeding tube Terri Schiavo has passed away among a cloud of bitter controversy. The fighting between her husband and blood relatives continues even now. It's sad that they could not resolve their issues with one another prior to her death.

It is being reported that her husband would not allow her family in the room with him at the time of her passing. I'm not sure that is entirely accurate though. I don't know if you can predict when the exact moment of someone's death is to be so how was he to know? I might be wrong. All the coverage against Michale Schiavo has made it difficult to support him, but I guess we'll never know the true facts as none of us were there and we're all human.

Also disheartening is hearing priests and other supposed people of 'God' stand in judgement of Michael Schiavo. I've read countless posts on websites and heard numerous scary comments by people on the right of late. They say they are supporters of 'the culture of life'. Yet they scream about how people who believe Terri Schiavo did not want to live that way and supported efforts to see her pass should be 'killed' and deserve to 'go to hell'. Their religious fervor seems only equalled by their intolerance. It's disgusting.

It's time to rally around this family - both sides of it. They need help to get through this time especially. Letting go is never easy. I feel the most for her parents. No parent should have to see a child die, especially in circumstances as difficult as this.

Bad baby name...

Mar 30, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
Here's a baby name even worse than naming your son Sue. Do people truly think about what they're naming a child? This is the stuff of legend.

Excuse my lack of posts

Mar 30, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 2 Comments
Hi all. Well I'm so friggin busy I think I'm about to lose my mind. Our house officially went on the market yesterday and we have our very first showing today! Holy crapola. I hope it sells just as fast. We were looking at the place now that we've done all the renos etc that needed doing prior to selling and we think it looks great here. I have to drive Carol downtown right now and then whip back here to make sure all's well for the 4:15 showing. Argh. I can't take too much of this so let's hope it goes somewhat smoothly. me=mental

Der Untergang

Mar 28, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 1 Comment
Carol and I just watched Der Untergang [German site] (The Downfall [English site]). It was nominated for a best foreign language film Oscar this year. It didn't win. However, we were pretty much blown away.

The story was told pretty much from the perspective of Hitler's personal secretary, Traudl Junge, who worked closely with Hitler from 1942 until his suicide in the bunker beneath Berlin. The film chornicles the dictator and his Reich's collapse from the inside. We've seen English language portrayals of the final days of this monster and his ideology, one that stands out in my mind is The Bunker, the 1981 TV movie starring Anthony Hopkins. Seeing the tale told in the German language (with English subtitles) by Germans was a moving and disturbing experience. This movie is worth seeing for a variety of levels not the least of which is the fact that we need to remember what happened, lest we be condemned to repeat these same horrific mistakes.

Thanks to the Bosnian (aka Denis) for recommending this film. It was truly worth the wait.

The Littlest Hobo

Mar 28, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 3 Comments
I used to watch The Littlest Hobo. I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the theme: littlesthobo-theme.mp3 (256 kb). It was sooooo cheesy. Here's another version done by punk rock band called The Vaginal Croutons (yucky name): hobo_pr.mp3 (1.84 mb). Ain't it great to be Canadian? In what other country can we be subjected to such horrific entertainment as that of The Beachcombers, Degrassi (in all it's incarnations), Neon Rider (Haha Winston!) and this piece of crapola? Your tax dollars at work. Let's watch Definition while we're at it.

42 years ago today...

Mar 28, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | Add comment
Alfred Hitchcock's film, The Birds, was released. I think we should watch it this evening.

Another Biggy

Mar 28, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Tsunami alerts follow 8.2 quake near Sumatra NOAA advises evacuation of coasts within 600 miles
Scary stuff. Scientists on MSNBC are saying that given the size of the quake we 'have to assume' that a tsunami is coming. Ugh.

Schiavo Feels No Pain or Does She?

Mar 28, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
I was curious so I looked around. I found Schiavo Feels No Pain and the other side of the coin Sheer Torture. Interesting reading.

As well as some other rather sick and mean spirited sites I found a link on MonkeyFilter.com to a blog by this woman named Becki Snow who is on a 'hunger strike for Terri'. I couldn't help but giggle at the comment made by one of the MonkeyFilter readers: "She's hunger striking for a woman who's in a coma because of an eating disorder? I think she broke my irony."

Mom and Dad are here!

Mar 27, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment

Ma and Pa Browne, pictured above with Carol and I, have been here since Thursday. They dropped in on their way back home to Nova Scotia from New Zealand. They've been a big help with prepping our house for sale. Dad loves the fix-it stuff so we're taking advantage of it. I'll get copies of Dad's New Zealand photos and post some later on. If you've been trying to get in touch with me they're the reason my phone's been turned off. I only get to see them, if I'm lucky, once a year so call me on Monday.

Happy whatever...

Mar 27, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment


How Easter eggs are made...

Whether you're observing the first of spring by way of the Vernal Equinox, Easter or some other whacky holiday I wish you well. This guy has found a great way to celebrate by trying to do himself in with a feast of those horrifically sugary treats known as Peeps.

Steve McQueen's birthday

Mar 24, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Steve McQueen would have been 75 today. I know you're still dead, but happy birthday anyway Steve.

Schiavo appeal rejected

Mar 24, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 4 Comments
MSNBC - U.S. Supreme Court rejects Schiavo appeal

Appalling that Jeb Bush and crew would be trying to 'take custody' of Schiavo. The whole church and state line seems not to exist any more. The whole mess is just friggin' bizarre. Interesting bit at the very bottom of the article:

"The custody request was based on the opinion of a neurologist working for the state who observed Schiavo at her bedside but did not examine her.

The neurologist, William Cheshire of the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, is a bioethicist who is also an active member in Christian organizations, including two whose leaders have spoken out against the removal of Schiavo's feeding tube."

Argh! If there's one thing I'm learning from all this its that right now is a good time to have your wishes written down, witnessed and signed by a lawyer. I'm horrified at the thought that Carol would have to go through anything like Michael Schiavo is if I were incompacitated or vice versa. I don't think our families would do what Terry Schiavo's folks are, but you never really know what people are going to do with a stressful situation until they're in it. I pray that me or anyone I know never have to find out how we would react. Yuck.

I'll knock on some would just for you Dré.

Flying Circus Maximus

Mar 24, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Here is a top 20 list of Monty Python sketches from Entertainment Weekly. Thanks to Steve for the link.

I'm not sure how on Earth anyone could pick a top 20 Python sketches. You'd have to leave so many good ones out. Take one of my faves for example: upper class twit of the year. If you're into reading more sketches from those crazy brits you can check out this site to read them online or to download all of them in zip format. Nicely done Bruce.

Terry Schiavo: the dilemma

Mar 23, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 11 Comments
MSNBC - Court: Schiavo feeding tube won't be reinserted
It's the hot topic in the news. I don't know all the facts in the case and have been staying out of the discussion on purpose. It's interesting an intersting and challenging question to say the least and has people coming out staunchly in one camp or another. I'm not sure where I stand, but am leaning toward the 'let her go' camp.

What a mess. When congress gets involved in an issue like this things tend to get even messier. Mrs Schiavo as a thinking feeling person is for all intents and purposes not even there any more. Apparenlty the portion of her brain that identity and awareness existed in has been destroyed. I don't envy the position her husband is in, having to make his wife's wishes known without a written will. Her parents (as parents are rightly apt to) do not want to see their daughter pass away prior to them and are holding hope, apparently futily, that there is hope for Terry's recovery. People say she is being 'starved to death' and that's wrong. However, if there's no 'person' left how can anyone but the people around her be suffering? In my opinion letting her go would help everyone to move along with their own lives.

The whole debacle makes me want to draw up a living will. I'll state right now and publically so, I do NOT want to be kept alive by artificial means if the person I am now no longer exists.

Speaking of the truth...

Mar 23, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
I heard someone share this tonight:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." A Return to Love - Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles by Marianne Williamson

What a beautiful passage. I've heard and read it many times before, but it rang more truly than ever especially considering what I've been through of late. It comes, as things usually do, at exactly the time I needed to be reminded of it. Once again it affirms the spiritual truth that who we truly are is exactly who we are supposed to be and that we all have much to offer this world regardless of opinions (our own and other's) to the contrary. I feel comfort in the knowledge that I truly aspire to this. As long as my behaviour matches my beliefs I'm on the right path. Spiritual integrity: What a concept.

Just a side note: This quote has been attributed Nelson Mandela as a part of his inaugural speech of 1994. Apparently, and surprising to me as I had believed it as well, incorrectly so. He did not, according to a little research, use the above in his speeches that year. Mandela's actual inaugural speeches are at these links: speech 1 and speech 2

Confucious kept it a little shorter (and a little sharper): To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.

Here's some more quotations on integrity that I'm finding comfort in. Especially:

Having integrity means... being completely true to what is inside you-- to what you know is right... what you feel you must do, regardless of the immediate cost of sacrifice... to be honorable and to behave decently. - Samuel Goldwyn, 1960

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep. - Dennis Waitley

It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving, it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe. - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

and finally:

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Shakespeare, Hamlet

UPDATE: After reading Moselle's remark below I thought I had better clear something up prior to more comments. Religiosity is not my intent, but spirituality. There's a huge difference. The word 'God' tends to freak a lot of people out. When I speak of or relate to God I in no way mean anything near a 'Christian', 'Islamic', 'Jewish', 'Hindu' or any other religious God (which I can't accept). The guiding tenets of all the religions I've studied are basically the same, but there are portions of each one that just drive me up a wall. The 'God' I speak of is my own personal conception of God. My God is more like 'the Force' in Star Wars. That's the best way I can describe it. Today I choose the path of Obi-wan Kenobi rather than that of Darth Vader. If when reading spiritual literature you are stumped by a word like God just substitute it with what you're comfortable with like spirit, good orderly direction, love, the light, the force, goodness, goddess or anything else.

Some more reading that has helped me:
Conversations with God and works by Joseph Campbell, Gary Zukav, Thich Nhat Hanh and Emmet Fox.

Need a new wallet?

Mar 22, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
You can make one out of duct tape. I'd make one but I don't have anything to put in it. I opened my wallet tonight and moths flew out. I think I found Jimmy Hoffa too. He's not looking so hot.

I never copped a feel

Mar 22, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
Poor Michael Jackson. He's so hard done by. MJ says: "I never copped a feel!" Right. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks to Bill for the link.

I ran out of blue tape!

Mar 22, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
I'm painting again. And damn it all we've run clean out of blue painters tape. It's a good thing we have a roll and a half of Painters Mate Green {I can't believe they a) have a website and b) I found it}. The problem is that 2/3 of today's job will be blue tape while the rest will be in green. The horror! So dramatic. Mismatched painting tape. I can't take it! Argh! Wait a minute... *counts to 10* ... I'll be okay. I think I'm overreacting a bit.

Perhaps it's the film scores that I have playing in the background. The first one I listened to was the Dust Brothers - Fight Club Sountrack, then it was Rosemary's Baby. The current choice is the third in the awesome Hannibal Lecter trilogy, but prequel to the other two, Red Dragon (which is thoroughly creeping me out by the way). Later on I'll have a listen to Sleepy Hollow, Dracula, Vampires and Jaws. I should be completely out of my mind with fear and curled up in the fetal position on the stairs when Carol comes home. Seriously though, the soundtracks are more than just to keep me company. They help with ideas. I keep running over here to the laptop to write down another doozy. The creative process can really be fun when you just let go.

Not dead yet...

Mar 21, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
CBC News: Sleeping senior ends up at B.C. morgue
Whoops. That's quite the little booboo. Interesting that this old woman didn't wake up when she was being transported from the old folks home to the morgue. Must be some great tranquilizers being given to the seniors there.

When I was working security in a number of these places, I did notice that a lot of the people seemed there but not there. If you know what I mean. I used to think of the living dead frequenlty when I had to patrol these little care facilities dotted all over the lower mainland. You'd hear moans and people mumbling in the dark. Creepy as being stuck in a room with Anna Nicole Smith and her weird kid.

My time as a guard was fantastic research for writing zombie/horror flicks. I still shudder to think what I saw in morgues (yup occupied ones), holding cells in former mental institutions, abandoned nurses residences 11 stories tall with wonky wiring that turned lights on and off, operating suites and former (supposedly haunted) burn units in closed off wings of VGH and procedure rooms for God knows what kind of horrific torture in all the different facilities. My mind had a field day with me. I scared the shit out myself numerous times. Being afraid of hospitals to begin with didn't help me enjoy my job any more, but it does help with the writing.

vlog

Mar 21, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
MSNBC - Ready for your close-up? Here come the vlogs
Hey, wait a minute... I have a sony miniDV cam. Prepare to be tortured.

Mindfulness In Plain English

Mar 20, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Check out Mindfulness In Plain English. I've been reading tons of spiritual books lately. Buddhism seems more accessible than I thought. These kinds of translations are especially helpful to my western mind's understanding of these eastern thoughts.

Jaws 2005

Mar 20, 2005 by Mike Browne in Downers | 1 Comment
Here's another one for Carol and her sharkophobia:
CNN.com - Shark tears man in half - Mar 20, 2005

...Or Else it Gets the Hose Again!

Mar 19, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
Check this out. I stole it wholesale from MetaFilter:

It rubs the lotion on its skin (10mb MOV file but worth the download) is a song by a band called The Greenskeepers, with an effectively creepy music video culled from clips from The Silence of the Lambs. Full lyrics here.

I must say it's got a catchy beat and it's easy to dance to. They really did a great job with editing the footage from the film to match the tune.

The coolest part of this find is that we were just laughing and quoting Silence of the Lambs, specifically Jame Gumb aka Buffalo Bill, today. Let's just say the conversation was rather twisted. We were at the butcher's shop after all.

See this post for more on my obsession with this character and links to actual movie dialogue and 'that song' he prances around to. *shudder*

Curious George is coming!

Mar 19, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 2 Comments
I saw the following ad (it was animated but I couldn't capture it from the ad server) on Variety.com this morning:



Woohoo! Curious George in 2006. I can't wait. I loved Curious George stories as a kid.

It sounds like a hit in the making with Will Ferrell offering his voice talents as the man in the yellow hat. Other involved talents of note are, Drew Barrymore, David Cross, Eugene Levy, Dick Van Dyke, Joan Plowright, Ed Ross with original songs by Jack Johnson. All the right ingredients are there for a hit and with Ron Howard and Brian Glazer attached it's bound to do big box office. These stories appeal to kids of today and yesterday (oh God I'm getting old). Count me as one ticket for sure.

Hollywood struggling with digital future...

Mar 18, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | Add comment
Pirates are taking over and Hollywood's losing cash... aaaarrr. There has to be a better way to distribute films and music. Embrace the future Hollywood. Come on into the techy pool the water's fine.

Happy St Patrick's Day

Mar 17, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
Today's a big day in Ireland. A day to celebrate the life of their patron saint, Patrick. The clothes I'm painting in aren't green, but we're going out tonight so I'll put on me wee green shirt and go looking for four leaf clovers and leprchauns. No green beer for ol' Mikey but I think I'll have me another Diet Coke with lime. Hell it's got some green on the outside of the can and the lime flavoured chemicals must be green as well. If they're not they can kiss my smelly arse.

Here's a couple good Irish blessings for you today:

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.

and...

May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.

and finally...

May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth.

Sex doll sparks post office bomb alert

Mar 17, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Oh dear, I forgot to remove the batteries. Thanks to my ol' pal Bubba for the link.

Another rainy day...

Mar 16, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 2 Comments
It's another rainy day out here in the 'Ridge. Moosh is chillin' on the couch and I'm just hanging here beside her taking a bit of a break from the 'work' I've been doing. Work? Yes, work. Nothing paying yet, but putting one foot in front of the other. I have some leads but nothing concrete. I sent my résumé to some friends and may have an opportunity at a local independent film company. They do tons of stuff here in Vancouver and are open to helping newbies like me get started. Rather than work as a lackey for them I just might pitch one of my ideas. We'll see. I have more prep before I can do that, but it's coming together.

I also yacked with a buddy about story ideas and did some writing too. The whole idea of making my own thing is looking more and more attractive. There are a hell of a lot more possibilities that way. Just a lot more work. Oddly enough working that way doesn't seem as much like work as it does like play. Hmm...

Anyway, I'm getting lots done around here. Laundry and dishes first. I'm such a good little house husband. Ugh. The house smells like paint as well. In prep for putting the house on the market, we're doing some little touch-ups. Today it was the kitchen nook. Looks not so bad if I do say so myself. I'll start on the kitchen itself tomorrow and then the hallway of doom (all the way up the stairs etc) after that.

All this is better than talking to aliens.

Tarantino Dismisses Links to 'Friday the 13th' Sequel

Mar 16, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | Add comment
Oh well it was a nice dream for a bit....

'Maverick film-maker Quentin Tarantino has rubbished reports he intends to direct a new entry in the Friday the 13th franchise. But the Kill Bill creator has confirmed studio New Line approached him with the idea of reviving the long-running slasher series about beyond-the-grave serial killer Jason Voorhees, reports website Empireonline.Com. Tarantino says, "What's happening with Friday the 13th? Nothing at all. It's a complete lie. "I like Jason and everything, but I've no intention of directing a movie. New Line talked to me about it, but it was a complete fabrication, that article. "I would love to do a horror film. I'm just saying it's not going to be Friday The 13th." Instead, Tarantino plans to push ahead with his long-gestating World War II project, Inglorious Bastards. He says, "My next film is probably going to be Inglorious Bastards. I've written scenes. I've written a lot of it but now I have to sit down and start putting it together in a script that I can start shooting. And that's a different thing."' - from IMDb pro

A drunken state of mind...

Mar 16, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Billy Joel enters rehab for alcohol abuse... Again. Any Billy Joel fan knows the opening lyrics of Scenes from an Italian Restaurant. Perhaps more than one bottle of red and one bottle of white... All those car accidents over te last few years couldn't have had to do with the fact that he was pickled? Could they? Nah. That's too obvious. Drunks never do obvious or predictable things.

Pulp Fiction

Mar 15, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 4 Comments
I'm watching Pulp Fiction for the umpteenth time. It's insane what a great film it is. Tarantino's writing is brilliant. He definitely has 'an ear' for truthful dialogue. Wow. Take the final monologue for example (don't read it if you haven't seen the movie it's a spoiler):

Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.


I love it... Here's the whole script if you want to read it.

Still stinging but OK

Mar 14, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 4 Comments
It's the beginning of week number two of living in Nojobsville, population me. Carol says I'm not really alone as Moosh, our dog, doesn't have a job either. She's never had one though. Probably because she has no thumbs and shits on the lawn.

The whole forced vacation thing kind of sucks to tell the truth, so I've been doing all I can to keep myself busy and mentally nimble. I've got time to read the books I've been meaning to and am studying production and the film and TV business like a madman. I actually feel pretty hopeful right this moment as I just finished putting together my résumé. It's not something I thought I would be doing, but it's a good inventory of how much I really do have to offer. Even the slightest bit of optimism is good right now. Not that I'm feeling overly negative it's just a trap that I can easily get caught up in. Me + self-pity = doom

Anyway, here's my résumé in PDF (57kb) and DOC (51kb) formats. Just right click and choose 'save as...' to download, look at and forward to someone who wants to hire me and give me lots of money. :)

I've emailed, talked and chatted to so many concerned and helpful people since what I'm now referring to as 'Black Friday'. I'm thinking about starting a chat line and charging $3.95 a minute so people can call me up and feel better about their lives as a result of offering poor little me an ear to rant into. All kidding aside, I really do appreciate all the good feeling folks are sending my way. Keep it coming it's very welcome.

Blogging is good for you...

Mar 13, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
At least this blog says it is.

Vancouver's nice

Mar 13, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 4 Comments
I think so and so do lots of other folks. It's been voted third most livable city in the world with only Zurich and Geneva Switzerland beating it. I think we'll stay awhile.

Is Homer Simpson a Canadian?

Mar 11, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Of course he is... Check out this article at Canada Kicks Ass

Exit Mundi

Mar 11, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Exit Mundi: a collection of end of the world scenarios
There are plenty of ways for us to go kerblooey. I think I'll start with our survival shelter preparations today. I wonder if the strata for this townhouse complex would mind if we dug up the backyard? It is common property after all. I guess it would also add some resale value to our home having a concrete bunker buried in the backyard. Are you ready for the apocalypse? As my luck goes its probably already happened and I missed it.

Highway to Hell...

Mar 10, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
At a funeral? LMAO!
The Scotsman - Top Stories - Deceased do it their way with music to die for

Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender

Mar 10, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | Add comment
It's a dance off. Who's got the skills? Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender ... My money's on Napolean.

Saddam capture story faked

Mar 09, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 2 Comments
13WHAM-TV ROCHESTER || NEWS is reporting that the story the public was told around Saddam Hussein's capture was a crock.

Another reason why I'm tired of Maple Ridge...

Mar 09, 2005 by Mike Browne in Downers | Add comment
The Globe and Mail: Teen arrested in dragging death
This community, although small, seems to be a haven for criminals. There's always something: drug murders, marijuana grow ops, a little boy mauled to death by his drug addicted parents' dogs, a little girl raped and murdered by a psycho and now this. The victim in this story was dragged 7.5 kilometers for $12.30 worth of stolen gas. The inner city with all its problems is far more attractive than this insanity. The 'burbs suck.

More on this at CBC.ca.

The Amityville Horror

Mar 09, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 1 Comment
Another remake. Another website: The Amityville Horror
Money in the bank...

SAW 2

Mar 09, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 2 Comments
Here's the official site for SAW 2 - Lions Gate Films. The first one was kind of fun, the creepy puppet was kind of gay but for a film made with no budget it wasn't bad. Creepy!

The sky is falling...

Mar 08, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
CBC News: Mount St. Helens bursting with ash
Oh wait, it's not the sky it's just a mountain blowing up.

101 Zen Stories

Mar 08, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
Check out 101 Zen stories... I love this stuff.

A horror movie that wouldn't suck

Mar 08, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | Add comment
Yahoo! News - 'Friday' Horror Draws Tarantino
That's cool news. It will make it more watchable that's for sure. Tarantino's touch with a formula like that of Friday the 13th will be box office gold and a boost for the horror genre. Friday the 13th is a great example of a film franchise that, although extremely popular and financially successful, hasn't exactly shaken the world with tight screenwriting or shakespearean calibre acting. People just ate them up. We all wanted to see the guy in the mask. Facing him off with Freddy Krueger? Brilliance!

What we've seen of late has gone a long way to drive horror back toward it's former role of being for mindless youth only. No thinking person wants much to do with Van Helsing and it's ilk Underworld and the latest Blade piece of poop. They're just not good. They're built on hackneyed characters from comic books in clichéd situations. They succeed because horror has a built in audience. Why else would they get made? Surely not because someone truly wants to make an entertaining film. I'm sure that idea is in there somewhere but it gets lost in the gigantic Hollywood money machine and all it's focus groups.

What comes of a focus group? Stuido producer to director:
"It's five minutes too long. Cut 5 minutes out of it. I don't care which 5 minutes."
Don't laugh, it happens every day.

I'm personally looking forward to this. If it happens it will be an instant classi... as along as Tarantino is allowed to do his thing.

Quantum Physics...

Mar 07, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
...made relativley simple. Personal and Historical Perspectives of Hans Bethe.

Whatever, it still makes me want to cry. The guy just passed away. I've never heard of him until today. Where was he when I was flunking high school physics? ***sigh***

Opportunity knocks

Mar 07, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 17 Comments
As you may or may not know from the very cryptic post on Friday, I am no longer employed by Riptown.com Media. As my perception differs vastly from those who let me go, 'without cause' (their words) I'm not sure I want to get into the reasons why. The deed is done, regardless of all the convoluted perceptions of everyone involved including my own. I am essentially, and quite literally, jobless.

I have a pretty rough few days emotionally. But, they're only emotions and will pass. I've seen the whole gamut in just a few short days. It feels like grief. Not on the same level as when my grandmother died, but deep all the same. I worked there for 4 years, pretty much to the day I left, and had much of myself invested in my work there no matter what someone else may have thought. The people there are like family to me, quirks and all, and I'll honestly miss every one of them. Yes, even 'the senators' who had me seen to.

A lot of friends have rallied around me already. Many are offering support in a variety of ways. Everyone is giving me great advice and as a result I have some concrete direction. This gem from Bill is especially great: (just stay focused, and fer godssakes away from the Haney Bingoplex). Don't worry Bill I'm not a degenerate gambler. Hey, wait a minute... Ah shit. Anyway, it's nice to know that people actually care.

What's next for me? I'm not sure, but I think something big is on it's way. I've seen time and time again that everytime a door closes another one opens. It's up to me to put one foot in front of the other to walk through it.

Immediately on the brightside: We're selling our place so we need to spend some time doing the little things to prep. I know have the time to dedicate to some home improvements and a friend with a home repar company has offered some help. I got a severance package that takes care of a good portion of the bills for three months, so on top of having time to dedicate to following my bliss and continuing on toward deeper involvement in the film and tv biz.

Wish me luck. I have work to do...

Just in case...

Mar 04, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
I'm boning up on my hobo lingo.

Out with the old

Mar 04, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
And I'm the old... Let's make a long story short. Suprisingly (or not so suprisingly), I'm looking for a new gig. Let's see what happens. Anyone who needs a slightly whacky creative type... I'm available. Maybe now's the time to really do what I love. And no it's not sit around and grow hair on my ass.

Dear Condi

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
From MetaFilter "Dear Condi - Lloyd Axworthy was Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs for five years (1995-2000). Now that he's no longer in government, he doesn't need to be so diplomatic."

The Strand

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Filmmaking | Add comment
The Strand :: Venice CA
The creators of Blair Witch are at it again.

What a great idea. I signed up for a free pass to the first webisode. Subsequent ones are 99 cents a piece and you know, with enough people paying 99 cents a pop the filmmakers could really be onto something here. It's cheap to produce this kind of thing, especially for web, so they stand to make a lot of money if they can pull this off. The spinoff potential, DVD's, books etc is quite good too.

If the video for each webisode is presented (streamed) in such a way that you have to be at the site to view it they may beable to prevent the amount of pirating that Hollywood's more mainstream biz is grumping about now. Of course where there's a will there's a way, but not everyone will be savvy enough to rip them off. If the product is good enough after the first, I would pay, and I'm good at finding stuff 'for free' on the web.

I think I'll pay close attention to this and see how it develops, but I have ideas how I could utilize this for my stuff.

Big deal...

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
CBC News: Millionaire lands safely, breaking flight record
I'm not sure why but ths news bores me almost to tears. Perhaps it's that these jackasses have done stunts like this and failed so many times, to actually see them succeed is rather anticlimatic. The story would have been better had he had to bail out and landed in cow poop 10 miles before his goal.

Bluenosers love their Tim's

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
CBC News: Coffee contest highlights litter issue ... so much so that 22% of all of the province's litter is made up of Tim Horton's cups. There are (I think) 5 Tim Hortons in my hometown of Bridgewater, NS and the population is only 7600. I'm not surprised there are so many blasted cups laying around, but the sheer number seems insane.

Don't forget Tim Ho's makes shiatty donuts too. The only residue they leave is large people. See Rita McNeil for a prime example of a Nova Scotian I suspect likes donuts.

'Gay' a Naughty Word for NFL Shop

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
The 1,121 Naughty Words not allowed on NFL jerseys. Thanks to Carol for the link.

Bill Gates KBE

Mar 03, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
CIO Today - Worldwide Technology - Microsoft's Gates Is Knighted by Queen Elizabeth... Thanks Christian

Very creative...

Mar 02, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
LMAO

...but I'm still not giving you any money. Ninjas? Right...

**thanks for the ninja link Elliot**

Nerd and Loser tests

Mar 02, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 6 Comments

My results are actually pleasantly surprising. Thanks Dré. How nerdy are you folks?


I took the cool test too. Thank God those results were good. I actually answered honestly...

Sex Pistol cleans up language

Mar 02, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 3 Comments
According to the Guardian Unlimited Ex-Sex Pistol wants no future for swearing. What a f**king t**t.

55 Examples of Human Perversity

Mar 01, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
"This is a database of torture and execution devices and methods. All text and images are copyright 2003-2005 Erik Ruhling unless otherwise noted." Check out Infernal Device.

Clint Eastwood revealed

Mar 01, 2005 by Mike Browne in Movies and TV | 2 Comments
Darn kids!

We were watching some Million Dollar Baby press room speeches by Clint Eastwood at the Oscars. Graham pointed out that Eastwood resembles a one of the creepy dudes having been revealed as a ghost from any given episode of Scooby Doo. Strangely enough after only a couple of clicks I did find an episode and one character that he resembles somewhat (see excellently produced comparative picture above).

Eastwood upon being found out:
"I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn nosey kids!"

Things better left alone?

Mar 01, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 1 Comment
Corpses of ex-boyfriends for one...
Sheboygan-Press: Woman who took boyfriend's remains gets 60 days in jail
After free beer and smokes? There's got to be an easier way.