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Cats In Sinks

Aug 26, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 7 Comments
Okay... whatever... Cats In Sinks. Hey Dianne where are the cat in sink pics of Bobbie and Scamp?

Photos by Dex

Aug 26, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 2 Comments
My buddy from my former gig at the place that shall not be named is doing some great photographic work. He made the cover of the Georgia Straight Style magazine this week. Check it out at Team Chronic Forums. Nice work Dex! You rock dude. Next stop: Vogue.

Wang Slammer

Aug 05, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | Add comment
Durex condoms is willing to go to any lengths to sell their rubbers. This video is proof. It's not-so safe for work... if you work with Quakers that is.

It's my birthday! Boy am I tired...

Aug 05, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 11 Comments
Today I'm 36 and am awake since 3:00 AM. Ugh! Thanks asshole neighbours. A pox upon you. It sounds like they're moving furniture around again. I'm tired and stressed out. Our landlord and strata council in the building assure us that these people will be continually fined and evicted if the noise doesn't stop. It hasn't stopped. Perhaps I need to call professional help in the form of a dark witch and have a hex put on these boobs. NOTE: Upon reading these hexes they do seem pretty harsh. I don't think I want someone's soul ripped out and stomped on quite yet but ask me when I've gone another month without sleep.

I think they're up to something criminal (as do the police who we've spoken with). Perhaps drugs? Gee, do you think? They have visitors coming and going at all hours. It may also be theft as they always seem to be moving stuff around, in and out of the suite at all hours, which they rented furnished. Heck they got in trouble on day one as they moved in at 1:30 in the morning.

Here's the noise journal we've been keeping to prove we're not just unreasonable whiners:

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12 years ago today...

Aug 01, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm | 8 Comments
I moved from Nova Scotia to British Columbia and have been here ever since. Good move.