White Moose Hunting

Nov 23, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm

I went to Seattle on Sunday and on Monday morning I went hunting for the elusive White Moose with my friends Erik (aka Zardoz of crappy movie fame) and Joe (aka Treacherous). It was a scary day but we came out victorious. The pictures folowing were taken by both myself and Zar. If you have the stomach you may continue on but beware, there be carnage ahead.

We went deep into the woods and traversed many dangerous puddles.

Once we found a spot where the White Moose has been known to frequent we set up camp.

We had to kill many different things to get to the White Moose namely apples, potatoes, full pop cans and one particularly ornery pineapple.

Finally we found the White Moose and he was armed! Look out! He's coming right for us!

There was a bit of a struggle...

But we got him...

Boy did we get him...

I mean, we really got him.

Here is some disturbing video of some of the carnage at Zar and Treach's hands:
blasting-away-at-evil.wmv (4.91 mbs - right click and choose 'save as...')

There's more video but I think my firewire cord is packed for moving. Thanks guys! I had a great time. I can't wait to do it again.

Comments

Nov 23, 2005, 11:22:25 The Mrs. wrote:

Oh the humanity! I'm all for shooting things IF you're going to eat them, so that makes shooting the apples, potatoes and pineapple okay in my books, but the moose? He was wearing a jacket! And, was it really necessary to stab the poor guy? You people are ANIMALS!

Nov 23, 2005, 12:49:11 Dianne wrote:

The horrwa, the horrwa...lol Your little bro Phil bagged a moose in Cape Breton I will send the horrific pics tomorrow..

Nov 23, 2005, 13:37:42 Dawg wrote:

I recognize that white moose, it robbed my house last month, watch out for his partner, I beleive he was called the chocolate moose!!

Nov 23, 2005, 13:45:03 z@r wrote:

The chocolate moose? uh oh... zf, treach! we have work to do, we go hunting soon.

xoxo
z@r

Nov 23, 2005, 16:46:54 Tyler - The Evil Sysadmin wrote:

Where can I get the soundtrack ... that was deep.

Nov 24, 2005, 07:53:41 thezookeeper wrote:

Cool music.

I still think you should've lit the moose on fire. It would've made quite a finale!

Nov 24, 2005, 16:37:36 schlemiel wrote:

That's it Mr. B., I'm on the ophone to PETA! Ha, that'll teach you to nuke white mooses.

Nov 26, 2005, 03:16:42 Big_Mack1 wrote:

You didn't search him for valuable information regarding the whereabouts of Osawa bin Chocolate-Moose before you blasted away. Now, Osawa is still on the loose. Oh, the shame of it all... he he

Nov 28, 2005, 19:19:05 tommyboy wrote:

That needs to be submitted to Google video. It's better then the recycled crap I've been seeing so far.

I think it's safe to say I can sleep at night now with that menace gone.

Dec 13, 2005, 13:50:27 hunters are fagserser wrote:

you guys are fags