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Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack

Jul 05, 2006 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm
Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack | Reuters.com

Well there's a way to avoid paying for being a thieving dirtbag. Just drop dead and pay no fines or do no prison time. They should stick his corpse in a fridge and put it in prison for ten years anyway. Let his family view the fridge through leaded glass.

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Jul 06, 2006, 08:38:52 BetchaCantEatJustOne wrote:

UPDATE: they are going to make the corpse into potato chips, and expect to sign Messier for an endorsement/commercial

Jul 07, 2006, 07:10:34 Ablom wrote:

Where he's going the fridge would have to be a good one...

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