My cat just had his belly shaved two days ago and seems to have more hair on it than my upper lip after 13 days:
My nose hairs are longer. At least my finger is not in there.
Speaking of fingers. My friend, film and television director Ron Oliver, pointed out to me today that early detection via a prostate exam goes a long way toward saving lives. He went on to say that I should let my readers know that a finger up the ass does not make you gay.
Ron is gay.
I’m just sayin’.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Just get the exam. Doctors are gentle. At least the one who did mine was.
Speaking of Movember, I am going to be running a little contest! Thanks to Arbitrage Clothing in New York one lucky person will be sporting a pair of official Movember Cuff Links designed by Movember founder, Adam Garone (on twitter), and Arbitrage Clothing founder and designer, Alan Chan (on twitter and who I will be interviewing here on this blog within the next week or so). There are four beautiful designs to choose from on the Arbitrage web store each costing $65 USD, $20 of which goes directly to the Movember charity. Shipping and returns are free. Yes, they do ship internationally to Australia, Canada, UK, New Zealand, Ireland, etc.
Here’s what a pair of these bad boys looks like:
And they look pretty smart when performing their intended function as well:
Nice huh? You know you want ’em.
If you really do want these links send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line ‘Movember Cuff Links’ with your name, email and full mailing address (I promise not to spam you) and send me a picture of you with a mo’ along with your permission to post it with your first name, last initial, town/city and state/province. If you have a web site, send me the link to that too, but is not required. I will post the most creative mo’ pictures I get. ONE (1) entry per person.
I don’t care if you Photoshop a mo’ on your face because the ladies are going to have to as this contest is open to them too. At least I would hope they would have to. Yeesh.
All entries must be received by midnight of Friday, November 27, 2009 and I will draw and make the announcement on this blog on Saturday, November 28th, 2009. I will ship these anywhere in the world, just make sure you give me your proper address so you can be sure to get them.
More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info
Here’s today’s video. It’s Gunther, a mo’ sporting German, singing about his Ding Ding Dong: