Lindros in T.O.

by Mike Browne on August 11, 2005

in hockey

CBC Sports: Maple Leafs sign Lindros for 1 year
There you go you big whiny dork. You can play for the dirty rotten stinkin’ Leafs now. This ought to be rich. Remember?: “Whaaaaa I don’t want to play for Quebec!” They became Colorado Avalanche and won two cups. I don’t see any rings on those fingers of yours Eric. Perhaps you’ll give your self another concussion chewing some gum.

Lindros in a quiet room: “Will somebody answer the goddamned phone!” or the more Quasimodo-esque: THE BELLS! THE BELLS!

Asshole. You belong in Toronto.

Can you tell I’m not a fan?

{ 5 comments }

The MRS. August 11, 2005 at 9:49 pm

You know, Mike, when Eric Lindros reads this, he’s going to be pretty choked. I am NOT answering the door when he knocks! Sheesh!

Mike Browne August 11, 2005 at 9:51 pm

I’m not worried I don’t think he can read anyway. Strong like bull! Smart like tractor!

Wes A. Wiens August 11, 2005 at 11:14 pm

ZING!

Cathy August 12, 2005 at 6:54 am

HAve you ever seen the tractors in Arkansas? Some of them are pretty sophisticated! Eric is going to have a steller year. He’s where he wantsto be. Too bad they got rid of Joe, they would have won for sure! GO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pauly August 15, 2005 at 11:29 am

Has anyone been waiting for comment on this from my camp? Well, I must say that I’ve been far from impressed with what the Leafs have been doing thus far. Outside of re-signing Domi, it’s been a pretty dismal situation in what could have been very proactive. As for Eric – HE BETTER EARN THE RIGHT TO WEAR THAT FREAKIN JERSEY AND MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OF HIS LACK LUSTER CAREER TO THIS POINT. As for Mike, I don’t pay much credance to hockey fans who support the team of the week. Boston, Vancouver – oh look – the sun is shining. Must be time to cheer – who’s doing good right now?
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS I must say, I DID like the line about chewing gum. Beauty.

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