616 not 666

Time for all those bikers and rockers to change their tattoos. The number of the beast has been devalued from 666 to 616 after scholars got through reading some crappy old papyrus (aka King Tut’s dinner napkin). Personally I think 666 is way cooler. The Iron Maiden song would still sound okay with 616 as the number, but it doesn’t seem as strong or symmetrical somehow. Uh oh… Mike’s overthinking things again. Another uh oh… Mike’s talking to himself again. Must be the new and improved number of the beast burrowing it’s way into my soul. Yargh! It burns!