Either I've completely lost my mind or Rob Zombie doesn't understand the word 'teaser'. I felt like falling asleep. All those who think this unnecessary remake is going to stink are probably right on the money. I'll stick with Carpenter's version even before this one comes out and the retarded 15 year olds say, "It rulez!@!!! Rob Zombie FTW!!!%^#@!"

My pre-response (in their own dumb lingo): G-HEY!