The Newfie and the Preacher

A pompous preacher was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to Toronto. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

Thanks to Big Al Mac for the giggle.

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice.”