Remember Se7en starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman with crazy Kevin Spacey as John Doe? One of my favourite creepy flicks. I loved the exchanges between Spacey and Pitt in the police car at the end of the film, especially Pitt's lines. For example:

Mills: When a person is insane...as you clearly are...do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns & Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...do you just stop and go: "wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am?" Yeah? You guys do that?

Anyway, there was no need for all those actors. Shatner could have done it all - as seen here: William Shatner in Se7en or just download the 6.16 mb MOV file right here. The Star Trek sound effects are hilarious...

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