Mike Browne’s Blog

Turkey Dinner George Bush doll (Talking Presidents) – DollTV.com Thanksgiving is coming. Get you GW doll to kick and flush down the shitter. You can hate too him like 70% of the world does. *sigh* Love him or hate him a talking GW doll is just silly.

Animal escaped from the former rap star’s backyard.

No one deserves being hung by his heels out of a window more than this bowl-cutted hasbeen. Thanks Gracie! And thanks to Suge Knight for beating him up and making him pee his pants.

H A L F – L I F E 2 is here!
I got it yesterday from Amazon.ca at 4:30pm. After a quick install from the DVD I tried to start the game. I got a message from Steam during registration saying I had an ‘invalid cd-key’. Impossible. I just unwrapped the GD game. It was an official release. I spent another hour reading FAQ’s and trying to find an answer to my dilemma. Nothing. Steampowered.com doesn’t seem to have a place to send an email. Bastids.

Time to think creatively. Let’s retype the cd-key in without using shift to capitalize the letters as they were printed on the box. ‘Wait! They’re being capitalized as I type.’ Surprise. It works. Stupid soft-dev a-holes. You’re fired for being morons to stupid to add a note about the typing in the cd-key. The standard is – if a password is shown with capital letters you must type with caps. That the software does it for you is just plain dumb. Then show it in lower case for Christ’s sake.

Anyway, I start it up and became quite immersed in the HL2 world for the next few hours. Although the game doesn’t come close to the hype I’m happy I bought it. The physics are great and the game is pretty fun. The AI (artificial intelligence) is very smart and being able to pick things up and throw them is cool. Hours of entertainment. I can’t wait until they release the deathmatch portion of the game.

Come on OZ Deathmatch.

On deathbed, woman admits killing husband
Body discovered inside a freezer at storage facility

How creepy is that? Okay, so you bump off a loved one and, rather than ‘disposing’ of the body, you tape it up in a freezer and ship it around the country with you as you move about.

Yikes! A little less Hitchcock for the crazy (now dead) lady.

Where’s your murderer’s decorum? Haven’t you ever heard of a woodchipper or a shallow grave?

CBC News: ‘The Evil Dead’ to be remade
Sam Raimi is producing. Awesome! It’ll be cool to see what gets done with his movie now that there’s a budget. I can’t wait!

They started chanting his name…

Thanks to Pauly (of course) for this one.

David Lee Roth training to become EMT. I’m not sure I’d want Diamond Dave hovering over me with defibrilator panels. Yikes! What does he say to a sucide case standing on a building? “Might as well jump.” Hahahahahaha! I kill me. I guess once you music career is over you need to do soemthing.
For example, I know my boss, Rick, used to play bass for Highway Freak Ticket. Nickleback opened for them… And the guy who waters the plants in our office played for the Powder Blues Band … No more Thirsty Ears just thirsty plants.

Check Feuer Frei … I love Rammstein and this is a rather amusing little take on their song.
What can I say. I’m at home hacking up green crap, I have a headache and I’m way dizzier than usual. I guess I find little things entertaining.

I just hope I don’t come back to an office like these.

Call me Typhoid Mike. If I’ve made you sick too I’m truly sorry.

Rainbow – Twangers Clip – TV Episode – innuendo Script with Zippy Bungle George Geoffrey

Yes. It was a real TV show and yes this episode actually aired. Thanks to Graham for this one.

“It’s time for us all to go now, but don’t forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls.”