Mike Browne’s Blog

No one appreciates a smart quotation as much as I do. I was truly happy to find QuoteGeek so I could share such gems as:

Early Grayce from Kalifornia: Reebs.That’s what we used to call them when we was kids. It’s beer spelled backwards.

and this:

From comedian Steven Wright: I can’t wait to get arrested and go all the way to the witness stand. “Do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” “Yes. You’re ugly. See that woman in the jury? I’d really like to sleep with her. Should I keep goin’ or are you gonna ask me some questions?”

Now you too can look like a Baldwin brother? Yes, any one of them… Check out the Baldwinization™ Centers of America for pricing and information. I love the tagline:
“Brining You the Beauty of ‘America’s First Family of Acting’™”

Check out Vancouver’s priciest is big, meaty and exotic burger. $34? Holy smokes! I want 2. heart attacks all around!

Thanks to Matt F for the link.

Here’s a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that’s made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you’re sitting in a clear glass box. Would you use it?

I would try but I think it would make me crazy. I’m poop and pee shy like Shitbreak from American Pie. The first creepy piece of Eurotrash who fixed his hair in the mirror while I was dropping the kids off at the pool would have me screaming…

Thanks to Pauly for the pictures.

Winnebago Man flips his f$@!ing lid. Another one not for kiddies.

Isabel Sanford dies in Los Angeles hospital

The fight is on. Who will ‘this land’ (if you’re in the US that is) vote for?

Here’s a mirror of the video.

Git heavy wit Barney Shakur… (not for ears of little kiddies)

Michael Jordan wants to buy and move the Miami Heat to Las Vegas. Why the hell not? Jordan’s a big time gambler. Combining his two passions might be a huge success.