Mike Browne’s Blog

Check out Crazy Limos. Ithink I want to to get me one of these Corvettes.

Thanks to Bill G for the link.

It’s not what you think. OMFG! Help me! It burns!

10 Super Foods You Should NEVER Eat!

I think I’ve had all of them more than once, especially the Campbell’s Soup.

Okay, so don’t eat the crappy food, don’t smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol or coffee or use drugs of any sort… I’m starting to wonder about this weird obsession for living longer. How much longer is it really? Ten years? Less? Is it all reall worth it? Some things yes, as long as it improves the quality of my life. But what if it’s simply for quantity’s sake? I don’t know how important that should be. Sure take care of your health, but no Alfredo Sauce? Up yours Nutrition Action.

Although I do sort of understand. I’ve been told for years that everything is okay in moderation. However, in some cases, my brake pedal is broken and I can’t stop once I get started. Smoking and drinking are prime examples of my lack of power over certain substances. One smoke and I’m ‘cancer man’ from the X-Files with lungs like little black raisins. One beer and I’m coming to in a psych-ward ten years later, broke (and I mean more than financially) with a liver the size of a basketball. Not good.

R.I.P. Ray Charles

Check out The Late Train Productions: Sock Full of Bees. Ouch!

I’m not sure how appropriate this is considering the recent death of Mr Reagan. Yet at the same time I found myself laughing at Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004

Friday afternoon, I’m walking home from school and I’m watching some men building a new house. And the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.

EMO PHILIPS

Thanks to Justin and his juice container for this little bit of comedy gold.

Try this if you have absolutely nothing better to do.

CBC Sports: Lightning edge Flames to capture first Stanley Cup

Okay, Flames, so you mow through the competition all the way through to the Stanley Cup final. You do well to go up 3 games to 2 in the series and then you shit the bed. What’s up with that?

The first two periods were all Tampa Bay. Calgary decided to make an appearnace in the last 10 minutes of the game. Too little too late. Tampa plain and simple outplayed them. Even the usual overly positive CBC announcers sounded like little kids whistling in the dark.

You did made it to the big show which is further than … *ahem* the other teams we’ve cheered for. Well done Flames and congrats Lightning.

Oh well, it was nice to see Stan Neckar who plays for Tampa Bay and just happens to be the player who bought my parents’ summer home carrying the Stanley Cup around the rink. I guess, as per tradition, the Stanley Cup may be visiting the summer homes of the players. Therefore the cup may just be going to the property Carol and I had our wedding reception at. Mom and Dad are friendly with the family and may get to visit the cup in person! Now that’s cool.

As far as hockey for next year? I guess we’ll see once they get this Collective Bargaining Agreement crap worked out. There’s always the World Cup of Hockey this summer. Go Canada go!