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Oscars 2004 – part 2: other major categories

Being an actor I started my picks and predictions off with those categories. Now it’s time for me to pick the other majors. I know I haven’t seen all of these films (it will be obvious which ones) and should probably reserve my opinions until after I’ve seen them all but, that wouldn’t be as fun. So, I’m going to spew out my comments anyway. Here are my picks for the other major categories and no, Best Song is not major to me:

Original Screenplay (fairly clear cut)

“The Barbarian Invasions” – Conan movie?

“Dirty Pretty Things” – Porn?

“Finding Nemo” – Funny, but it was a cartoon for God’s sake.

“In America” – It appears I have to see this. It keeps popping up.

“Lost in Translation” – Obviously. Sophia wins. Come on. Own up to it. Daddy wrote this one.

Adapted Screenplay (not so obvious but here goes)

“American Splendor” – Cranky reality comic guy? My pick.

“City of God” – This was a movie?

“The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” – Too much latent gayness

“Mystic River” – I figured this one out in the first 45 minutes. The Academy may just be this stupid.

“Seabiscuit” – Feel good propaganda. Nice but a dead horse. Not this year.

Directing

“City of God” Fernando Meirelles – Sounds Spanish

“The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” – Peter Jackson – My pick. For his “body of work” encompassing all three films. Sophia is nipping at his hobbity heels though.

“Lost in Translation” Sofia Coppola – You just got an Oscar for writing. You can stay in your seat. Even though you have the best chance next to Jackson.

“Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” Peter Weir – Weir: “How did I get here?”

“Mystic River” Clint Eastwood – Not going to make his day.

Best picture (another tight race)

“The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” – Trixie hobbitses! They lose us the Oscar for being to gay.

“Lost in Translation” – You can get up again Sophia. The Oscar is yours.

“Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” – It was okay but definitely not best picture

“Mystic River” – Not really too mystical if you ask me. Predictable to a fault.

“Seabiscuit” – This horse is not in the running.

So there you have it. I may be way off but, who cares. I had fun. Good luck nominees!

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The World’s Richest People

Forbes.com has put out their list of the world’s richest people for 2004. William Gates III tops the list again (of course) with a whopping $46.6 billion.

Interestingly enough numbers 6 through 10 on the belong to the Walton family (not the one’s on Walton’s Mountain) of Walmart. All 5 are worth $20 billion each. That’s right 20 billion – EACH! That makes a family total of $100 billion plus. Good God! If Walmart founder Sam Walton were still alive his personal wealth would dwarf Bill Gates’. As a result of their vast wealth and questionable practices Walmart is often under fire from the Anti-Globalization folks and many others who think we should boycott Walmart. With all the hooplah they continue to do very well for themselves.

I can’t imagine what one has to do to make that kind of cash. It’s unfathomable to me even to be ahead at all. As someone who’s swimming in debt to the tunes of multiple thousands it doesn’t even remotely compute. Take away all my debt and I’m still only a multi-thousandaire. I have a long way to go before I catch Billy and The Waltons!

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Broken Lizard’s Club Dread

I’m excited about seeing Broken Lizard’s Club Dread. They even have a regularly updated blog on their site. Very cool! Their first movie, Super Troopers, was hilarious. So much so I bought the DVD and have watched it a number of times. It still makes me laugh. Their humour, however, isn’t for everyone. I have the emotional maturity of a 14 year old so it fits me very well.

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P-P-P… P-P-P… P-Unit!

Check out P-Unit!. They’re not so hardcore rappers from Princeton. They threw down a kickass rap tune called “Generic Rap Song” that you can download right herrre. There’s a video on their site too. Yeah!

P-P-P… P-P-P… P-Unit!

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Design for my business cards…

I’m beginning the process of incorporating a film production company. I’m calling it ZombieFreak Media Productions (I’ll add LTD or INC later). Here’s the design I came up with a logo and business card design. I’ll put all the info, like phone number and email on the back of it before it goes to the printer but I’m not posting it here. Spammers and telemarketers = Blech! Anyway, here’s the card:

Pretty cool, huh?

Anyway, I’ll also be redesigning my site, ZombieFreak.com to be more representative of a media company. Once I figure out what that entails it should be a cinch.

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Dawn of the Dead is Coming!

The Official Website of Dawn of the Dead is finally up. I, of course, have joined the Zombie Army – Official Fansite for Dawn of the Dead. The more these link get clicked through my my readers the better chance I ahve a cool zombie shwag. An you know what a great fan of zombies I am. I run ZombieFreak.com for goodness sake.

Anyway, here’s the Official Trailer, Dawn of the Dead – QuickTime

For more info and to join in on Dawn of the Dead discussions check out:

CHUD’s Official “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Discussion

and

IMDb’s Message Board for Dawn of the Dead

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Masturbation good for you!

Masturbation protects against prostate cancer: study

Do you want to bet that it was men who funded and carried out this study? Regardless it’s nothing but good news. Strangely enough this link is thanks to my wife, Carol. I’ll be in the bathroom with the latest Hustler ‘taking care of my health’.

Beat it like it owes you money boys. We wouldn’t want prostate cancer.

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Oscars 2004 – part 1: Acting Categories

Here are the nominees with my picks and predictions:

Actor in a leading role (I’m rather torn here)

Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean” – In a perfect world yes…

Ben Kingsley in “House of Sand and Fog” – not a chance Ghandi

Jude Law in “Cold Mountain” – what’s that smell?

Bill Murray in “Lost in Translation” – He deserves it

Sean Penn in “Mystic River” – He’ll get it

Actor in a supporting role

Alec Baldwin in “The Cooler” – Haven’t seen it, but a Baldwin?

Benicio Del Toro in “21 Grams” – Too fat and dirty…

Djimon Hounsou in “In America” – Who?

Tim Robbins in “Mystic River” – Jacob’s Ladder rocks! The Oscar is Tim’s. Watch for idiotic political speech

Ken Watanabe in “The Last Samurai” – Sorry ‘Ken’; like that’s your real name.

Actress in a leading role (I’m torn here as well)

Keisha Castle-Hughes in “Whale Rider” – Would be a coup I would love to see

Diane Keaton in “Something’s Gotta Give” – It’s a ‘before you die’ Oscar if she gets it

Samantha Morton in “In America” – Who?

Charlize Theron in “Monster” – Amazing transformation for this role. She gets it.

Naomi Watts in “21 Grams” – No room for Aussies this year

Actress in a supporting role

Shohreh Aghdashloo in “House of Sand and Fog” – Who?

Patricia Clarkson in “Pieces of April” – UPDATE: Cancer victim. Sad as hell. Well done Patricia. My preference but not the Academy’s.

Marcia Gay Harden in “Mystic River” – Disloyal bitch…

Holly Hunter in “Thirteen” – Snore. Not this year.

Renée Zellweger in “Cold Mountain” – It’s yours as we pity all your prior nominations

Watch for the other major categories coming in part 2…

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Daniel Sedin 4 – Detroit Red Wings 2

The Canucks really showed up for the game last night. The final tally had Daniel Sedin scoring all four of the team’s goals, but that dosn’t mean that the rest of the team was asleep. The ‘Nucks played with big time heart and probably a bit of desperation last night. The required passion had obviously returned to their game. The photo at left shows Daniel scoring his hat trick goal. You can see a larger version of that photo here. Daniel scored his fourth and final goal of the evening into an empty net as Detroit had pulled their goal tender to allow for an extra attacker on the ice in a desperate bid to tie the game.

I must admit, after the recent performance of the Canucks, especially at home, I was not too hopeful as to their chances last evening. Playing a team like Detroit, who is at the top of the conference and on a roll it could have been a really bad night. But it wasn’t. Detroit came out hard but ran out of gas and after that it was all Vancouver. The Sedins are finally producing and even out skating opponents in the process giving a well deserved ‘in your face’ to detractors (I admittedly have been one).

As an aside, Trevor Linden played his 900th game as a Canuck and is poised to break Stan Smyl’s all time points record as a Canuck of 673. He’s been in a bit of a drought but I’m sure we’ll see this clutch player and fan favourite pull it off and soon. No pressure Trevor (like he’ll ever read this…)!

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BC storm damage

After ranting about the storm in NS so much I thought the following was worth posting:

“Here is a photo of the damage from the terrible coastal storm that passed through Victoria last week. Most people stayed home and most schools were cancelled. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take life for granted.

Warning: Following picture is quite graphic and may not be suitable for younger viewers”

to see the picture.

The horror!

Thanks to everyone who sent this. Again, I am so glad I live in BC.

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