Pauly sent this so blame him:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him … (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)
A super callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
Here’s what can happen when you forego a seatbelt. Eek! Thanks to Bubba for the link.
Classic ’80s Games : Play Now! Pac man, Asteroids, Tetris, Duck Hunt, Frogger and more all wthout a quarter. Super Cool!
On his show last night Conan O’Brien apologized for Triumph’s antics.
“People of Quebec, I’m sorry,” the host of NBC’s “Late Night” show said in English, as a translator recited in French, with English subtitles, “People of Quebec, I’m an albino jackass.”
It’s a sad day in Fraggle Rock. The Muppets have been sold to Disney. Look for Kermit to turn up in the Lion King meets Snow White 46 1/2. Also watch for Disney focus groups to have Miss Piggy lose weight and become a deer because calling a lady a pig is rude.
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And yes. I lied my ass off… or did I? Calibrate the transmitters in the walls for me. Chickens from Jupiter are setting up to rule the world.
Upon request I added a printer friendly link option for my posts. Thos of you who have tried know that right click and copy doesn’t work so good with Nucleus (the software this blog runs on). Well now it’s fixed. The [printer friendly version!] link is beside the comments link below each post. Try it out.
I realize it’s been done before. Just to remind you here it is again:
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Don’t you wish you had your own website to jab back at old Mikey? Muahahahhahaha!
Check out ROTTEN TOMATOES: 5th Annual Tomato Awards. You’ll never guess what movie tops the list.
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