Hopefully Ozzy will be back to his old self in no time! Just like in this picture scanned from this month’s Maxim magazine:

Get well soon Ozzman!

It’s Mental

I didn’t get one of these for Christmas (and I’m glad). I’m off in my own little world enough while driving. I think this invention is the final sign of the coming apocalypse.

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You can keep tabs on his progress at the NORAD Tracks Santa 2003 site. Although he’s already making his rounds (in India over the Taj Mahal currently) you can pop in to learn more about Santa at the northpole or at snopes.

I sure hope he brings me some good stuff. I was really good this year.

It’s December. Time for an enormous amount of 2003 related lists.

Thanks to Jacksonian for the link.

MSNBC – First mad cow case investigated in U.S.

Close the borders! Madcow in WA!

(maybe)

Oh yeah, and, the sky is falling!

Malvo sentenced to life in prison without parole

You’re 18 an you’re never getting out of jail. Ever. Think about that.

As you’re a famous convict you probably won’t ever see general population, so the only people you’ll have any contact with will be counsellors provided to you by the state (who will surely provide you with anti-depressants and other great drugs to ease your oh-so undeserved suffering due to your isolation from the outside world), prison guards and the characters on the TV in your cell. Thank God you were bad enough that you don’t have to go through the degradtion of daily rape in the shower at the hands of some lowly car thief.

You can’t attend school other that the correspondence courses offered through the prison rehab programs. You’ll never have a real job, save the jailhouse lawyer gig for Jimmy your cellmate who hacked off his neighbour’s head with garden shears in a dispute over dandelions, but wasn’t properly read his rights by the attending officers.

You’ll never have a wife outside of some whacko who gets off on the fact you’re a murderer and is sickly attracted to that. The children that you father on brief conjugal visits will have the crap beaten out of them in school everyday as they bear the shame of your name.

You’re paying for it now, buddy. Yikes. Your’s is a fate worse than death… I think.

I’m sure it will sink in when he’s around 25.