Mike Browne’s Blog

I’m not entirely sure but I think this story might just be one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

My friend Big Al sent me this photo. At first I thought, “Teehee! What a clever jab at the well to do driver who’s had an accident.” Ah, the resentment of the haves by us poor have-nots. What pleasure we take in the destruction of their expensive toys.

Yet, upon further inspection you can see that the H2 truly is a tough vehicle and designed by Hummer to crumple the way it did in this obviously traumatic head on collision. As you can see the driver’s compartment (on both vehicles actually) has practically no damage at all due to the absorbtion of the frontal crumple zone, thus ensuring minimal injury to driver and passengers. So an accident like this looks worse than it really is. The truck and SUV may be totalled but my guess is that everyone riding in them is okay. That’s the important thing. You can go here to see how your vehicle would fare in this kind of crash.

Geez I sound like Jim Carrey as Fire Marshall Bill. “Fear not young lovers. I’m Fire Marshall Bill Burns, and I noticed your was side gettin a little warm south of the navel there son!” (110kb wav file).

Street named for Joey Ramone

Today I believe that people aren’t all bad. I don’t wanna be sedated.

I guess Picasso wasn’t so hot after all. Now you can make your own Picasso painting. *sigh*

Thanks to Bill G for the link.

Here’s one for Shlmiel. Check out Star of Davidson. That’s right, Jews on Harleys!

This is some weird shite!

The 12 STIs Of Christmas

A reminder to use condoms.

Today is World AIDS Day. It’s scary how such a serious disease has become such a part of our culure that it barely makes news anymore. My cousin, Rob McCall, 1988 Olympic bronze medal winner, seen here with skating partner Tracy Wilson, passed away from the disease 12 years ago.

Now I’m positive that Jackson hates me.