Mike Browne’s Blog

Speaking of farts. Check out Pull My Finger Farting George Bush Doll from Prank Place.com.

Thanks for the link Lance.

As a driver the Vancouver International Film Festival. I got my Class 4 Unrestricted (chauffeur’s licence) when I was working with mentally handicapped folks so I could drive folks around in the van. I thought it would never come in handy again. Now it has. I get to drive people from the airport to their hotels, around to events and other things. I get to ride in style as well. BMW is sponsoring the festival this year and drivers will be touring around in BMW X5’s which just happens to be my dream car! Look at this vehicle and the specs:

BMW X5 4.6is
Horsepower: 340 hp
Engine: 4.6L V-8, 32V
0-100km/h: 6.7 sec
MSRP:$94,500

Too bad I have to give it back, but oh well. It’s going to be fun. I may get to meet attending celebs and film industry mucky mucks. A couple of examples are Barry Pepper of Saving Private Ryan fame and Spiderman creator Stan Lee. You can be sure I’ll post some of my escapades and (of course) photos on this blog. Weeee!

Web company erases parts of Maritimes Thanks to Donnie Mac for the update.

CBC News: New Zealand farmers raise stink over ‘fart tax’

Yahoo! News – Ohio Amish Community Shaken by Shooting

Apparently, one vigilante motorist didn’t take too well to having his car pelted with tomatoes.

Thanks to Lance (the birthday boy sharing his big day with Beyoncé Knowles who’s 22 today) for the link.

Above is a picture of the bank robbing pizza man who was blown up by a necklace bomb while waiting for the bomb squad to come diffuse it. Police are still baffled by the case.

By the looks of this map Cape Breton and PEI have sunk into the sea.

Thanks to Big Al Mac for the link.

Was it you? The sheriff wants to know who put poop in the chili.