Mike Browne’s Blog

Here’s Leslie’s take on last weekend. It appears that people’s perceptions are quite different. This doesn’t look close to my tongue in cheek rant from earlier in the week.

Read about Pelusa the purple polar bear right here.

CBC News: U.S. releases photos of Saddam’s sons I guess it looks like Uday and Qusay, but they’re to beat up (and dead) to identify.

The plant from Mexico is called Salvia and is stronger than LSD and legal. How much do you want to bet the legality thing gets tossed ASAP?

The Biggest Tongue In The World !!! Elliot said, “Now if he could breathe through his ears he’d be every woman’s dream.” Bad Elliot, bad.

Susan Smith, the murderous mom, has removed her personal ad from WriteAPrisoner.com. Sorry Richard Ramirez. You’ll have to find another whackjob to communicate with.

CBC News:Pickton heads to trial on murder charges

Not like this is a big surprise at all.

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.

“So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.

“It’s pretty nice,” she replies. “Except they won’t let you fart.”

CBC News: Saddam’s sons killed in Mosul battle: U.S. officer