by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
Man cuts off penis, eats it
July 13, 2003
A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.
The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.
He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
The Associated Press
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by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
The next car I have is coming equipped with The Trunk Monkey to deal with those idiot road ragers. Thanks to Kat T for the link.
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by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
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by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
He may be out of a job after the next election. Check out his resumé right here.
Thanks to Matt S for the link.
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by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
Here’s one for Carol. Thanks to Pauly for the picture.
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by Mike Browne
on July 14, 2003
CNN.com – On eBay, lunch goes for $250,000 – Jul. 11, 2003
This gives me an idea. Perhaps I should have a, ‘lottery for lunch with Mike Browne’ contest with proceeds going to a charity or something. I bet it makes at least 2 dollars as my wife and Jeice Guyver would be the only folks buying tickets.
The winner would get his or her mug full o’ food plastered all over this site via my digital camera.
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by Mike Browne
on July 13, 2003
Yahoo! News – Depp’s ‘Pirates’ Steals Box-Office Haul
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by Mike Browne
on July 13, 2003
I’m calling it. Time of death 1000hrs, July 13, 2003.
Thanks to Matt S, computer neurosurgeon extraordinaire, for his assistance via MSN Messnger during the oh-so exhaustive resuscitation attempts.
Good-bye sweet ‘puter. You will be missed.
Can you say upgrade? New CPU, Motherboard and case time.
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by Mike Browne
on July 11, 2003
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by Mike Browne
on July 11, 2003
Susan Smith, who killed sons, seeks pen pals. Remember her? How could we forget her crocdile tears after drowning here own babies? Anyway WriteAPrisoner.com has accepted a personal ad on her behalf. A link to her ad is here, but may not work as it looks like everyone is having a peek and crashing the server.
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