by Mike Browne
on June 18, 2003
Bill G sent me the link to Hollywood Is Calling this morning.
Upon browsing the site full o’ has-been celebs and one shuttle astronaut who will give a loved one a phone call for cash I thought maybe instead of ‘Hello’ or ‘Happy Birthday’, you could have celebrites call your enemies or people you want to tell of with ‘go f*** yourself’ messages.
Picture it…
**Telephone Ringing**
Someone who ripped you off [picking up phone]: Hello?
Todd Bridges: Hey a**hole! I’m Todd Bridges!
Someone who ripped you off: Huh?
Todd Bridges: You heard me b****! You owe [insert name here] money. You don’t pay, Gary Coleman and I are coming for you.
Someone who ripped you off: Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
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by Mike Browne
on June 17, 2003
Tyler, the not-so-evil Sys Admin, sent me this Mac Rant (3.5mb WMV file). I must say it’s one of the better one’s I’ve seen. I actually laughed at this one. 🙂
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by Mike Browne
on June 17, 2003
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by Mike Browne
on June 17, 2003
The new Harry Potter book is coming and already thieves have made off with a few thousand copies. It promises to be the big seller for the summer. If You’re ordering the book (as I am) it probably won’t fit into your mail slot (see above). I can’t wait to see what happens to Harry next. Maybe he’ll finally nuke the Dursleys and turn Draco Malfoy into a newt.
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by Mike Browne
on June 16, 2003
Yahoo! News – Boy breeds beetles in his body
Thanks to Lance for the link.
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by Mike Browne
on June 16, 2003
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by Mike Browne
on June 16, 2003
ABCNEWS.com : Missing Oscar Statuette Found in Fla.
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by Mike Browne
on June 16, 2003
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by Mike Browne
on June 16, 2003
Thank God I didn’t buy one three months ago.
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by Mike Browne
on June 14, 2003
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