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CNN.com – San Francisco bans Segway – Jan. 20, 2003

X-Entertainment – Download DOZENS of 80s Commercials, Frrrreeeee.

Blatantly stolen from Fark.com

CBC News: Libya to lead UN human rights watchdog

Yeah that’s right. When I think of human rights Libya is the first country that comes to mind. Perhsps electing the Libyan Ambassador to the post was the UN’s way of telling Libya they need to police themselves on this issue. Didn’t any of these people see Serpico? There always has to be an outside entity for objectivity’s sake.

As Lord Acton said in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, 1887, “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men”. Put that it your darn pipe and smoke it.

Yahoo! News – Report: bin Laden Urges Islamic Unity

Did Osama really say this? I don’t think so. This guy is as dead as Paul Reubens career after his latest kiddie porn arrest.

Do you here that sound? That’s Osama rotting under the pile of rubble he’s been under since a bombing run on his cave last January.

Enomis, a long time blog lurker and lunch looker, sent me a link to Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions by GasBGon. I’m not sure who she’s been talking with to find out that this may just fit my gassy lifestyle. I’m sure other folks in the cubicle farm at the ‘zoo might be grateful if I were to have a cushion like this.

Valentine’s Day is coming. Are you getting your sweety a card? If you do try not to get something that you see on My Creepy Valentine. You might be in the doghouse a while.

I didn’t have a single thing to say or link to yesterday. Carol and I watched DVD’s and I played acouple of games. Not much going on today either. I did however see a site dedicated to little turd confectioneries.

NEW YORK — Consider it the anti-whoopee cushion.

Spock sings The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. God save us all.