Mike Browne’s Blog

CNN.com – Marvel Comics to unveil gay gunslinger – Dec. 9, 2002 Whats his tag line going to be? “Bang, bang! You’re dead thailor!”

Hey look it’s R. Lee Ermey! Don’t know who that is? He was the nasty drill Sgt in Full Metal Jacket. He’s the one who quoted Gen. John J. Pershing by stating “The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.” (60kb *.wav) I disagree with that statement however. My farts are the deadliest weapon in the world. Whew! I am ripe today. What the hell? Did I eat garbage last night?

There’s more sounds from FMJ here. BEWARE: If you’re at work use headphones. They are nasty.

A Christmas Story ranks among holiday TV classics | CP

Popdex : the website popularity index. I don’t see my site there. =(

Did Hitler’s Nazis believe in a hollow Earth – and did they escape to the planet’s interior after the war?

I told you I was in a weird mood.

Police investigating murder appeal to neighbours who may have heard woman’s cries. What the hell? If I hear someone screaming for help I would at least look into it. If you’re in trouble in PoCo yell, “Free beer!!”

I got this from Rob G here at work and sent this to a few folks via email yesterday. I think it’s good enough for the old blog.

Picture it. The big game. The crowd roars as the players take the court. The announcer hollers, “At 6 foot 4 playing Center for the Charlotte 49ers … Ivana Mandic!”

I don’t think she’s going to get many. André the Giant is dead and she’s got a face like a can of smashed a-holes.

Who knew that there would ever be such a thing. Whenever I think of Ukulele’s I think of Hawaii (where I think I’d like to go someday soon) and the great Don Ho. You know… Tiny Bubbles. Oh boy. I’m in a strange mood today.

Send a letter to Santa here.