by Mike Browne
on July 8, 2002
The power went off last night in Maple Ridge again. Carol said that in all the time she lived in Saudi Arabia, a third world country, the power did not go out as much as it does at home. We were going to watch the Andy Dick Show and the I was going to post on this here weblog, but alas. No power. It turns out some ding-dong speeding along Dewdeny Trunk Road smacked into a power pole. What a dork. We’ve noticed a large amount of bad driving going on lately. Pretty scary stuff.
I called up BC Hydro to report the outage and spoke with the snottiest customer service jerk on the planet. I mean if you don’t want to answer phones at a job where people are going to be upset on the other end (which I wasn’t actually) get a job raking leaves at the cemetery. That’s what I did. I didn’t have to talk to anyone else except the other antisocial loonies working there. Where do I file a complaint?
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by Mike Browne
on July 8, 2002
Go to Beliefnet.com to find out. Let me tell you, pondering these questions were good exercise for me.
It turns out I am 100% tuned into Mahayana Buddhism. After reading the info about Mahayana Buddhism I would say that’s accurate. I better get out my robe and sit under a tree like Siddhartha Gautama.
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by Mike Browne
on July 6, 2002
She does exist. Here’s a picture of her to prove it:
Annoying?
She may even take part in The Osbournes in Season 2.
Another picture here.
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by Mike Browne
on July 6, 2002
It’s all back-ass-ward: elgooG
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by Mike Browne
on July 5, 2002
I just discovered this really cool tool for updating and editing this weblog. It’s called w.bloggar. It makes editing so simple monkeys could do it. It also adds features that I kind f thought were missing from Nucleus, (although it’s an extremely powerful program on it’s own) the back end to this site. I quite like this little tool and I think I’ll use it. Creating your own weblog is pretty simple. We may set one up for Carol too (that is if she’ll use it).
You can download (or learn more about) w.bloggar by clicking on the following graphic:
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by Mike Browne
on July 5, 2002
Blow by blow, swap by swap and growl after growl!
Round after round of feline fighting.
See it here: Cat Boxing!
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by Mike Browne
on July 4, 2002
Just in case you need a chart to follow. It even comes in two parts for you convenience. You can learn a lot about yourself and your intake of dietary fiber. Just click on the links and answer the questions. Be honest:
I’m not sure how healthy I am, but it’s funny.
Again with the vanilla…
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by Mike Browne
on July 4, 2002
There’s always something. Often Mr Gates’ OS does not make sense, nor does it do what it’s supposed to. ARGH!
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by Mike Browne
on July 3, 2002
This is absolutely horrendous. Carol must be angry at me to be sending such nauseating things. It get’s worse.
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by Mike Browne
on July 2, 2002
We had fun in Pender Harbour. I was connected via Brett’s laptop at my whim. That’s how I posted to this site.
I took a ton of pictures with my camera (that I dropped and broke on the ferry). It needs repair at Nikon, but oh well, “shit happens“.
I did figure out how to do some cool things with the camera before I frigged it up.
Check out this animation of Moosh swimming and diving for rocks:
Hopefully I can get my camera repaired quick quick!
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