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A clean joke from Bill

Quoted as he sent it:

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced “Peek-A-Boo”) is not just an athlete….she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone,though. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say: “Picabo, ICU.”

* (A good clean joke is hard to find these days)

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Oh yeah, I forgot…

Hello from Calgary! Yeehaw! We’re here visiting Carol’s family and bringing our little friend Kiera birthday presents for her sixth, consisting of a book (who happens to be headed for Hollywood) and a couple of pictures of Moosh, one of her most favourite dogs ever.

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Google goes portal…

You can now change that boring old search only Google homepage to a more customizable portal like look. That’s pretty cool.

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What a place!

Holy shit! After stressing out like mad we found a place to live. We rented a huge, beautiful one bedroom loft downtown from a very nice ESL teacher who’s moving back to Nanaimo. It’s an award winning heritage loft conversion at the L’atalier. The building is over 100 years old, the floors are hardwood (maple) laid down in 1908 and the celings are 16 feet high! A very creative work/live space and winner of 1995 Silver Georgie Award for excellence in design. The L’Atelier offers original timbers, glass blocks & maple flooring in the hallways & fabulous common roof top deck with 2 barbecues and 360 view. Un-freaking believable this place! The photo at left is just the hallway outside the suite. Wait until you see photos of the suite itself once we move in. We couldn’t have asked for anything more suitable for us. Thanks again for all the good vibes you folks have been sending us.

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Riddle me this…

Who passed away today? ‘The Riddler’ Frank Gorshin Dies at 72 – Yahoo! News

Thanks to Bill for the tip.

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Patently Silly

Patently Silly – The Invention of Humor – presented by Daniel Wright
A solo operable see-saw? How pathetic is that? If a kid is so lonely that he or she can’t find a see saw partner they should look into a bath.

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Hamburger blog

A Hamburger Today: Special. Saucy. Since May 2005
burgers with ketchup, mustard – and opinion

A hamburger blog? Thank you… my life just got better. I love Hamburgers!

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That doesn’t surprise me…

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 100%
Envy: 80%
Lust: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 60%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 74%
You will get bugs, because you’re too lazy to shoo them off. And then you’ll die.

I’m going to hell…woohoo

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Blogs are advertising?

Blogs are advertising: Elections B.C.

Mike Browne to Elections B.C. … um … Register this … *puts up middle digit*

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Bad day…

Argh! (note anything else I would have to say today would sound as though it were coming from from someone afflicted with a severe case of Tourettes Syndrome) We’ll just stick with ARGH!

*** Worry not. I’m OK ***

It is Friday the 13th after all. Why shouldn’t it be a shitty day. A hockey masked Jason is probably waiting until dark to pop out the space under the stairs and fillet me like a halibut…

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