Lamest Fight Scene… Ever!

This is bad… really, really, really bad. Footage from a horrible martial arts film called Cui hua kuang mo (that’s Undfeatable to those of you who don’t speak Cantonese). Enjoy, if you possibly can:

Mister Director, you’re fired. We know you’re drunk. Also when you go, please take Mr. Fight Co-ordinator with you. And, just so you know, that howling you hear is Mr. Editor and Mr. Writer. They have both been hung by their willies behind the studio. Finally, the actors have been strangled with piano wire, dismembered with a rusty spoon, set fire to and their ashes cast into the deepest reaches of outer space so no one else ever has to suffer the fate of those who watched this martial arts abortion. Thanks to Mark of HollywoodNorthReport.com for this… travesty. Ugh!