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Armstrong wins 7th

Jul 24, 2005 by Mike Browne in Hmmmmmm
CBC Sports: Armstrong wins 7th straight Tour de France
I guess having one nut tucked behind your weiner really does make you more aerodynamic on your bike.

Congrats Lance!

In other fake news thousands of pro cyclists are lining up for elective orchiectomies. Orchiectomy? Why it's not called a testectomy is beyond me. Perhaps because they know guys really won't do the research and wouldn't show up if it sounded like your were going to have a ball cut off.

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Jul 26, 2005, 07:28:18 Test Tickle wrote:

and he's shagging Sheryl Crow, too.

NUTS !

Jul 26, 2005, 14:59:39 DonnieMac wrote:

Cool, Me Im looking for a crazy case of schizophrenia so I can develope a Math skills like John F Nash then Russel Crowe can make a movie bout me . Or maybe break my Back so I can see the World like Rick Hanson did. What say we all poke our eyes out and Play Piano !!
Im thinking having 1 nut has about as much to do with Lance Armstrong winning 7 Tours as me having 2 and not even owning a Bike !!!

Jul 27, 2005, 17:38:12 Lance Armstrong wrote:

Hey, DonnieMac my brutha, can you spare a nut?

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