Alcoholic bear

CBC News: Bon-vivant bear evicted after beer binge
Yo Mr Bear. It appears that you may have a drinking problem. Normal bears do not have 36 beers in one sitting. Not to mention the fact that they were stolen. The fact that the bear cops had to get involved and lure you with more beer and donuts is a definite red flag.

Perhaps you should seek some help. Look up Alcoholics Anonymous in the phone book, call and go to a meeting. Admitting that you have a problem at all is a big step, but it will be the best thing you’ve ever done for yourself.

Thanks to Gracie for the link.