According to Rotten Tomatoes Alone in the Dark absolutely stinks. Director Uwe Boll must have horseshoes up his backside for people to continue to throw larger and larger budgets at him to pound out stinkers like this one and House of the Dead (which sucked more than a Filter Queen). I guess if he can get someone to give him cash to make horror movies, I can too.
Fave review from RT: “Alone in the Dark is no better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can.”
— Jack Mathews, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
If you’re a big time film financier reading this here blog and want to spend money on someone who knows he can pull off a far better film than dodo head above I’m your man.
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