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Armstrong wins 7th

CBC Sports: Armstrong wins 7th straight Tour de France
I guess having one nut tucked behind your weiner really does make you more aerodynamic on your bike.

Congrats Lance!

In other fake news thousands of pro cyclists are lining up for elective orchiectomies. Orchiectomy? Why it’s not called a testectomy is beyond me. Perhaps because they know guys really won’t do the research and wouldn’t show up if it sounded like your were going to have a ball cut off.

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