Camp Cupcake for Martha

Martha Stewart Reports to Jail to Begin Sentence
She’s in the slammer finally. Evil woman.

Honestly though, Martha Stewart, in the kilnk? What’s the world coming to. Who ever really thought she would do time? Not me. Carol still reads her magazine (she has a subscription). So we have been doing our part to help Martha fund her defense. I guess when you really did do it, unless you’re OJ.

I hope Martha boned up on her Prison Slang here and here before she went in. She won’t know what people are talking about. She, being a fish, may get green lighted to be shanked in the chow line over some drama about a choney bar when the screws are tossing cells.

She even got strip searched. Apparently she had suitcased some napkin rings and matching candle holders. Looks like a write up and off to the hole right away for ol’ Martha. Jail – It’s not a good thing.