Cockburn takes silver in trampoline

CBC.ca – Athens 2004 – CBC Sports: Canada’s Cockburn takes silver in trampoline
Wow! You know your national Olympic program sucks huge eggs when you have to get excited about an athlete taking a silver on a trampoline. I’m not saying that being good at trampoline isn’t an acrobatic feat to be admired. It’s just kind of lame that we can’t be good at the cool sports too. My trampolining experiences always involve falling off or getting my legs caught in the holes between the weird springy things on the edges.