Cubs lose series; Fan Welcome in Florida

Perhaps the idiot who messed up the Cubs game the other night will take up Jeb Bush’s offer and move to Florida before some knuckle dragger in Chicago does him in.

My favourite quote is from this article. It goes:

Alou was more understanding of the basic instinct that causes people like this to reach for baseballs when there should be a voice in their heads telling them, “NOOOOOOO.”

“They don’t go to school,” Alou said, “to be taught what balls not to touch.”