DLR whacks self

Injured David Lee Roth Cancels Shows

Poor Dave. What an awful time he appaears to be having. The guy got kicked out of Van Halen for being a jackass (twice), he’s losing his signature main of hair to male pattern baldness, he’s been busted in New York’s Central Park buying heroin and has gone from rock star to lounge act. Now he’s taken to beating himself with samurai staffs during shows that no doubt are playing to only 3 or 4 people wearing Van Halen T-Shirts and screaming for “Jump!”. It’s truly sad how far down you can go.