Hey! It’s Pee Guy!

Pauly has lost his mind. He was out shopping and decided to pick me up a plastic figurine of what appears to be a moustachioed and floppy hatted Frenchman taking a pee, most likely on a wall in gay ol’ Paris (said Pareee). He said he picked it up at a gag shop here in town and instantly thought of me for some odd reason. That’s sad.

Anyway, what better thing to do than to scan it and share it with followers of the old blog. So as you can see from the scanned image at left and the image of Pee Guy out of his packaging this gentleman’s smug expression of relief coupled with his steady stream of urine is nothing short of priceless. When you’ve got to go you’ve got to go. Couth be damned.

It does remind me of my trip to Paris in 1985 where one evening found me tipsy in the Metro station laughing at another drunk who had urinated all over himself and passed out on a bench with his willy still hanging free. Ah! There is nothing so lovely as Paris in the spring time.

If you want a Pee Guy of your own you can get a catalog from Accoutrements.com and order one.

Thanks Pauly!