Hollywood Is Calling

Bill G sent me the link to Hollywood Is Calling this morning.

Upon browsing the site full o’ has-been celebs and one shuttle astronaut who will give a loved one a phone call for cash I thought maybe instead of ‘Hello’ or ‘Happy Birthday’, you could have celebrites call your enemies or people you want to tell of with ‘go f*** yourself’ messages.

Picture it…

**Telephone Ringing**

Someone who ripped you off [picking up phone]: Hello?

Todd Bridges: Hey a**hole! I’m Todd Bridges!

Someone who ripped you off: Huh?

Todd Bridges: You heard me b****! You owe [insert name here] money. You don’t pay, Gary Coleman and I are coming for you.

Someone who ripped you off: Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?