Inspectors are spying, says Saddam

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has accused U.N. weapons inspectors of engaging in “intelligence work,” rather than looking for weapons of mass destruction.

Uh, Okay Mr Kooky-dictator. I mean come on. You let weapons inspectors into your home to determine whether or not you’re complying with UN resolutions. Didn’t you think they’d notice the Kurds hung by their thumbs in your broom closet? I’m waffling as to the validity of a war with Iraq, but I’m all for a bitch slapping for this pinhead.