Which one do we believe. The Groundhogs are all confused this year. Shubenacadie Sam in Nova Scotia didn’t see his shadow this morning, so he predicts an early end to winter. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow (and was booed for it) meaning he says there’ll be 6 more weeks of winter. Wiarton Willie (as of this writing his website is down due to high volume), the other Canandian groundhog says 6 more weeks of winter. So two out of three groundhogs say six more weeks of winter. But what if Willy and Phil are wrong and Sam is right on the money? I’m confused. How the hell do groundhogs know anyway?

Does everyone have a groundhog? Look at all of these friggin’ things…

UPDATE: Make it 3 out of 4 saying more winter counting Alberta’s Balzac Bille (who comes up with these gay names?)