Jack or Katie

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Katie or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Katie came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: “Katie, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”

“Could you jack off?” she says. “I really feel like shit this morning.”

Thanks to Billy G for this giggle.