JonBenet Ramsey’s killer caught (maybe)

Nothing much says creepy pedophile like an underweight, waxy-skinned, pasty, white man with pants pulled up way too high.

Caught in Thailad while living in a hotel known to be frequented by ‘sex tourists’, John Mark Karr has essentially admitted to the murder of cute little six year old JonBenet Ramsey almost ten years ago. He says it was ‘an accident’ but that he is not innocent of the crime (whatever that means). He also has a history of sex offenses as his teaching credentials were yanked due to his being in possession of child pornography. How nice. What a dirt bag. Throw the book at him.

Let’s hope its not an attention getting hoax by some sicko. It’d be great if this case was finally solved.

UPDATE: A dead psychic sketched a pic of JonBenet’s killer that looks a lot like Karr.