Martha gets sentenced

Stewart receives 5-month prison term, 5 months house arrest and 2 years of probation.
Nice. Now she’s trapped in the house for months like Junior Soprano. She’ll have to go to funerals of people she doesn’t know just to get out and about. Perhaps Bobby Bacala will bring her some baked ziti to cheer her up. I guess she’ll really be up on her soaps. By the time she ends up in ‘the big house’ for her stint there she’ll probably have written another happy homemaker’s book called “Entertaining Whilst Being Detained – Making the best of house arrest”.