More trouble for Jacko the Whacko

Yahoo! News – Police Search Michael Jackson’s Ranch

I wonder what they’re looking for?

This reminds me of a few terrible jokes:

Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

A: The big hand is touching the little hand.

and…

Q: What’s the diffrence between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

A: The one is made of plastic and is dangerous to children, the other is for carrying groceries.

And the nastiest…

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

A: They both have boys underwear half-off!