Plums?

Yes, I scanned a bit of today’s lunch:

It reminds me of my favourite joke of all time. Any one who has been around me for any amount of time has probably heard me tell ths joke. Carol knows I love it, which is probably why I got two plums instead of one.

Anyway, here goes:

Q: What did the old man wearing sweatpants say when he reached into his pocket?

A: Plums? I don’t remember buying any plums!