Prophet Yahweh

Quotes from PROPHET YAHWEH: “UFOs and spaceships appear on my signal.” and “Be advised! Yahweh and His Angels are superhuman beings, on other plantes who fly in spaceships!”

Alrighty then. Call me crazy but perhaps the “prophet” (who to me looks like a cross between the infamous Suge Knight of Death Row Records and Hadji from Jonny Quest who also had mystical powers) ought to look into either detox from whatever the hell it is he’s smoking or perhaps go back on those meds that the nice doctor in the hospital prescribed the last time he was picked up by the guys with the butterfly net. The $7.95 per month to see this cuckoo pants summon spaceships just might be worth it. I must give him one thing though, at least he’s sane enough to be using gmail rather than Hotmail or Yahoo! Mail. However, I do sense a hint of paranoia on the News/Media Sign-up page: “After I receive your email, I will contact you back, very briefly, to make sure that you are who you say you are, and after verifying who you are, I will sign you up and send you your complete login information.” The noise you hear whilst reading his website are thousands of cuckoo clocks all sounding at once.