Quack

Honk! *says the goose who happens to be cooked*
Gobble! *says the turkey you’re about to eat*
Woof! *says the dog who’s crap is on your shoe*
Meow! *says the kitty that clawed the furniture*
Moo! *says the cow making milk for your coffee*
Cluck! *says the chicken with it’s head cut off*

Oink! *says the pig that gave me the speeding ticket*

Sorry for the weirdness. Listening to Hendrix.