A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long and happy life?”
“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
“This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!”, says the passerby. “How old are you?”
“Twenty-four”
Thanks to Big Al Mac for this one…
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