Screw PETA. I’m joining the Society for The Protection of Plants. Check out the rest of their wonderfully anti-veg ad campaign. I’ve seen Carol weeding in her garden. I guess that makes her a murderer. I think we should fire the landscapers too. Yes, I contribute to the carnage as well. We pay to have these psychos come and mow the lawn every Tuesday. I can hear the screaming of each terrified little blade of grass every time I close my eyes. Oh, the horror!
Save a plant. Kill a cow!
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