Stuttering Cat

…you can never outsmart a kid!!!!

A little kid is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter. No other animal in the world does this.
Suddenly, the litttle boy’s hand shoots up. Not correct Miss! he says.
Please explain, Christopher, replies the teacher.
“Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda, when
the neighbour’s Rottweiller came around the corner.”

My cat went “fffffffff! ffffffff! ffffffffff!”

But before he could say “Fuck off!” the dog ate him.

My dad, the veterinarian, sent this joke. :/